Yes, you read it right.
Rumpology. A pseudoscience in which lines, crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of one's derrière are read to predict the future. You know, similar to palm readers only a rump reader instead.
I can just guess what the rumpologist's tell-"tail" prediction is, probably something along the lines of the following:
"After reading your behind, it appears as though you're going to have a shitty life."
That'll be twenty bucks, please.
Dumbass.
Rumpology. A pseudoscience in which lines, crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of one's derrière are read to predict the future. You know, similar to palm readers only a rump reader instead.
I can just guess what the rumpologist's tell-"tail" prediction is, probably something along the lines of the following:
"After reading your behind, it appears as though you're going to have a shitty life."
That'll be twenty bucks, please.
Dumbass.
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